November 18, 2014

God Is Love-In-All-Forms (c)atholic Church INC

It appears this new off-shoot branch of Catholicism has finally found another co-chair administrator: Cardinal Sean O"Malley. If Cardinal Kasper is one of the co-chairs of this new church - the official co-chair of the marital God-Is-Love-In-All-Forms (s)acrament of the wedded blissfulness, then Cardinal O'Malley can be one of its other - the liturgical God-Is-Priest-In-All-Forms of the un-celibate, gender-neutral priest/priestess clergy and (s)acrament of un-holy orders. I suppose all we need now is the co-chair position of chief administrator of God-Is-Love-In-All-Forms (c)atholic Church INC. Perhaps Cardinal Dolan would be interested? Heaven knows there are plenty of closed or about-to-be closed Churches in NYC from which to choose a faux St. Peter's Basicila. It could even become known as "rome, jr." or the "external city" (as compared to the Eternal one, the difference being the latter reflects the Spiritual man and the former the Temporal man.) 

I suppose I might even have to change the blog banner picture from the "The Theresa Trio" to "The Cardinal Trio" in honor of these new heads of this new (c)atholic form of worshipfulness. Maybe surround them with fairies, angels and ivy garlands as tribute to their humility, benignity, generosity and orthodoxy. Yeah! That's it!

Come to think of it, maybe I can approach them about annulling my former spouses' annulment that decimated a family. Or issue an apostolic letter to my children and all children of divorce that there is no need for parent-child estrangements brought about by and implicitly and explicitly condoned by the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church, because, well...God Is Love In All Forms, don't ya know. And He does want us all to be good little comrades, now. After all... "Can't We All Just Get Along?"

Where do I sign-up? 

But, in Truth...the much broader and much bigger question is this:

CAN THESE MEN GUARANTEE THAT BY FOLLOWING THEIR PARTICULAR BRANCH OF CATHOLICISM THAT MY ETERNAL SOUL AND THOSE OF MY FAMILY WILL MOST ASSUREDLY BE CARRIED STRAIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF MY LOVING SAVIOR, OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST WHEN WE BREATHE OUR LAST UPON THIS NOW GOD-FORSAKEN PLANET?

AND IF THESE MEN CANNOT DO SO, WHY IN THE HELL DOES ANYONE PAY THEM ANY MIND???


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