April 8, 2015

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WHEREAS, THIS COUNTRY IS NOW HEADED TOWARDS COMPLETE AND TOTAL GODLESSNESS;

WHEREAS, IT APPEARS THAT FEDERAL, STATE AND LOCAL GOVERNMENTS WISH A STRICTLY SECULAR SOCIETY, DEVOID OF ANY MORAL CERTITUDE, WHETHER NATURAL OR RELIGIOUS;

WHEREAS, THE RELIGIOUS CONVICTIONS OF THIS COUNTRY'S CITIZENS HAVE OR SOON WILL BECOME ILLEGAL;

WHEREAS, IT HAS NOW PROVED DANGEROUS TO ESPOUSE YOUR RELIGIOUS CONVICTIONS PUBLICLY WITHOUT FEAR OF REPRISAL BY OTHERS NOT SO INCLINED;

WHEREAS, THE INTENDED RESULTS ARE THE COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF THE FAMILY MODEL AND THE BEGINNING OF THE DESCENT INTO SOCIETAL ANARCHY;

IT IS HEREBY ORDAINED THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AND ALL STATE AND LOCAL GOVERNMENTAL AND PUBLIC ENTITIES WILL:

1.) SOLEMNLY PROCLAIM THEIR ALLEGIANCE TO SECULARISM AND GODLESSNESS;

2.) REMOVE ANY AND ALL PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF RELIGIOUS CONNOTATION OF ANY KIND, SHAPE OR SORT FROM ANY PUBLIC OR GOVERNMENT OWNED PROPERTY, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO SIGN POSTS AND SIGNAGE (SUCH AS THE CHURCH NAMES THAT DECORATE MANY STREET LIGHT POLES), SLOGANS, RELIGIOUS GATHERINGS, CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS, EASTER DECORATIONS, ETC.

3.) CEASE TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS AND EASTER AS HOLIDAYS DUE TO THEIR RELIGIOUS CONNOTATIONS, AS THESE DENOTE AN ADHERENCE TO A RELIGIOUS DEITY THAT IS AT ODDS WITH THE NATIONAL SECULARISM OF THIS COUNTRY;

4.) REQUIRE ALL GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES TO WORK ON CHRISTMAS, NEW YEARS AND EASTER DAYS WHEN THEY FALL WITHIN A NORMAL WORKWEEK SO AS NOT TO PROMOTE ANY RELIGIOUS PREFERENCE, MAINLY ROMAN CATHOLICISM. VACATION DAYS WILL BE REQUIRED IF AN EMPLOYEE WISHES ONE OF THOSE DAYS OFF TO CELEBRATE THE WINTER / SPRING SOLSTICES;

5.) NOT ALLOW CHRISTIAN OR RELIGIOUS MINISTERS OF ANY DENOMINATION TO SPEAK OR PRAY AT ANY CONGRESSIONAL OR LEGISLATIVE FUNCTIONS FROM THE EFFECTIVE DATE OF THIS PROCLAMATION, IN KEEPING WITH THE STRICTLY SECULAR REQUIREMENTS OF THE RESPECTIVE GOVERNMENTS;

6.) SUMMARILY DISCHARGE ALL GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES, WHETHER FEDERAL OR STATE, WITHOUT RECOURSE, FOR ATTENDING ANY PAN- RELIGIOUS GATHERING NOT IN FULL COMMUNION WITH THE SECULARIST'S IDEAL AND/OR WITHOUT THE DIRECTORS WRITTEN PERMISSION;

7.) SUMMARILY DISCHARGE ANY GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE CAUGHT PROMOTING RELIGION TO FELLOW EMPLOYEES OR IMPLICITLY OR EXPLICITLY INDICATE THEY ARE IN THE MIDST OF PRAYING WHILE ON DUTY, ALSO WITHOUT RECOURSE. SUCH JIHADISTS WILL BE IMMEDIATELY ESCORTED OUT OF THE BUILDING AND FORFEIT ALL PERSONAL BELONGINGS LEFT BEHIND. THEIR NAMES WILL BE ENROLLED ONTO THE DOMESTIC TERRORIST WATCH LIST.




SIGNED on this _______ of ___________, 20__, for the President, by:


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ALOYSIUS P. McFADDEN III,

DIRECTOR, OFFICE OF SECULAR COMPLIANCE,

                                a DIVISION of:

THE DIRECTORATE OF THE PEOPLES EQUALITY FOR ALL HUMANITY, UNITED

             
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